Mum has come up with the idea of Witty Wednesday where we share our jokes or other amusing tit bits so here is my first offering.
Mr. X posts could easily be filed under witty as he recounts funny and embarrassing incidents from his past. This post recounts his experience when he went to a performance of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and is very funny. He ended his post with a challenge for his readers to spill the beans and post pictures of them dressed as the opposite sex. So I've spilt my beans and here I am dressed as a little German boy in my lederhosen. I have to admit that I was not happy being dressed as a boy, it was for a ballet show and as I was tall I was always the first girl to have my gender swapped without being asked. Usually I'd grin and bear it but when I saw the costume I nearly cried (in fact I may have cried). I mean pretending to be a boy is one thing but wearing poohy brown, fake leather shorts with braces and knee high socks not to mention a green bow tie is not my idea of a graceful ballerina. I wanted to be in a tutu and if not then a pretty dress (as Sam was that year).
So onto my witty offering, John sent me this joke and it made me laugh, hope you enjoy it too!
The Irish candle!!