Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Guess what...

Yesterday I started a new exercise activity and my children had great fun trying to guess what it was. After three clues Mollie guessed, it was very funny as they threw out wild suggestions so I thought I'd ask you lot to guess. The first clue is that it was a form of exercise, if nobody guesses there will be another clue tomorrow...and yes there will be a prize for the winner.

Witty Wednesday comes from my usual supplier.

A man was in a long line at his local supermarket. As he got to the checkout he realised he had forgotten to get condoms so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked; 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know so she asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom; 'One box of large condoms, Checkout 5:

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the checkout, he told the check out girl that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the checkout for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said; 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Checkout 5:

A few customers back was a teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the checkout he told the assistant he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said; 'Mop and bucket to checkout 5'.

21 comments:

ChrisB said...

Your usual supplier being john no doubt~ very funny. I'm running out so John if you read this don't forget to send some my way!

As to the exercise ~ what sort of clue is that! pilates, trampolining!

ChrisB said...

I've just had another thought you are exercising your 'arm' and brain (form filling)!

Lil Mouse said...

i think you're kickboxing!

Alix said...

LOL very funny as usual.
I think we need more clues but I am going with the Krav Magna - the Israeli martial art!

Asha said...

I am bad guesser but any exercise is always good for you! Will check back tomorrow!:)

nikki said...

I've heard this one before, but it always makes giggle.

Carla said...

Very funny ;-). I'll have to remember this.

Karmyn R said...

I saw that punchline coming! (pun intended)

Hmm....exercise - were you doing a BRAIN exercise in the form of some sort of puzzle?

john.g. said...

Pilates?

Rachel said...

Hmm, I will guess bike riding.

Love the joke!!

katy said...

well it deffinately couldn't be my choice of exercise becasue you wouldn't dare ask the children what it is!!!!!!
so will guess for running up and down the stairs whilst carrying a tin of beans in each hand!
so know i am wrong lol.

frannie said...

the joke is cute!!!

exercise-- uhmm-- jazzercise?
I was going to say "kickboxing", but it is already taken.

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

I'm going with Spinning.

And, that joke cracked me up.

Alison said...

Oh..I like this one...very funny!!

Catwoman said...

That is hilarious! I'm going to guess pilates, as far as exercise, or maybe yoga?

BS said...

Yoga?

enidd said...

shovelglove.

Steffi said...

I guess pilates or kickboxing too.

my4kids said...

bad Beccy! Bad..... LOL

No clue on the excersize, I'll wait for the next clue.

my4kids said...

bad Beccy! Bad..... LOL

No clue on the excersize, I'll wait for the next clue.

lisa's chaos said...

aquasize?