Thursday, February 08, 2007

A Thursday Titter

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:


8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.

14 comments:

EmBee said...

how many women does it take to change a light bulb. Love

ChrisB said...

Hilarious LOL right now.

Beccy said...

Only one in this house Dad.

And laughing is so good for you Mum.

john.g. said...

Beccy, expect revenge!!

A Novelist said...

These are hysterical! Thanks for putting a smile on my face. :)

Beccy said...

I'll look forward to it John!

You're welcome a novelist.

Barbara said...

Even my husband is laughing.

Sally Lomax said...

Funny!

Sally

Beccy said...

Barbara and Sally it's great to have a good laugh!

Kevin Charnas said...

HHAA!! You're terrible! And I love it. #2 made me burst out laughing.

Beccy said...

Glad I could make you laugh Kevin!

The very nice man said...

If your dog is barking at the back-door to let him in and your wife is barking at the front door to let her in . . whom do you let in first??
The dog!! At least he will stop barking at you!! Harhargnahaha!!
Revenge is sweet!!

Beccy said...

Very good Erik but that's only one have you any more?

fatman said...

made me laugh, what about these:

1: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.


2: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?

A whine and cheese party

3: I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?

4: Why do women close their eyes during sex?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.



Hope these make you laugh! :)