Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Fluffy's birthday and a Wednesday joke.

As you may recall Ben wanted me to make him a lemon cake when I was engrossed in Harry Potter When I refused he pulled on the heart strings by telling me it was Fluffy's birthday, funny that considering Fluffy was only purchased a few day ago. I persuaded Ben to postpone Fuffy's birthday by a day and then made a huge lemon cake and decorated it with a picture of Fluffy. It was delicious and I've a feeling another of Ben's teddies may be having a birthday soon!


My witty Wednesday joke once again comes from John, please go no further if you are easily offended.


Kenny- every parents dream child......................

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little KENNY.


He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."


The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little
KENNYsays, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream
. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little
KENNY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

LITTLE KENNY ON MATH


Little
KENNYreturns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies
KENNY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f..... difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"



LITTLE
KENNY ON ENGLISH !


Little KENNY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

KENNY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little KENNY , that's a mouthful."

Little KENNY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


LITTLE
KENNY ON GRAMMAR !


Little
KENNY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.

He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now,
KENNY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little
KENNY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs, you'd be a TEN!"


LITTLE
KENNY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)


One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little
KENNY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!'"


LITTLE
KENNY ON GETTING OLDER


Little
KENNY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little
KENNY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little
KENNY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business."


Little KENNY is the best!!!!

32 comments:

willowtree said...

Ha ha ha! They were all good.

willowtree said...

Ooops sorry, forgot....that was a brilliant cake you made, well not the cake so much but the decoration was outstanding!!!

hellojed said...

The cake looks delicious - love teddy bears!

Great jokes, keep 'em coming, they always bring a smile to my face.

Lisa said...

Little Kenny is a riot!
Where did you get the shirt for the bear? Patrick would love it for his puppy.We're into a pirate phase.
Fabulous cake decorating!

laurie said...

if i tell you when my birthday is, will you make me a cake? it doesn't even have to be decorated to look like me. decorated like a teddy bear would be just fine.

little kenny made me laugh out loud.

Asha said...

LOL at Kenny's "jokes"!!
That cake looks yum and you have decorated with Fluffy who exactly looks like the real Fluffy too.Good job.I bet Ben is happy:))

Rachel said...

How sweet of you to make a cake for Fluffy's birthday!!

Little Kenny is hilarious!!!!

my4kids said...

A cake for Teddy, hehe your boy is cute. And a good mommy you are to make it for him. The Teddy bear on the cake is cute!

I've seen the Kenny jokes before but they are funny!

john.g. said...

You know Beccy, I didn't think you'd post that!

Lovely cake!

Sent one to your Mum today!

nikki said...

The jokes and the cake made me smile!!

Beckie said...

OK - Little Kenny is hilarious!

What a good Mom - decorating that cake for teddy!!

Catwoman said...

You are such a fantastic mom!!! And a fantastic baker too!

Marmite Breath said...

Such a good Mum! I love that cake, it's brilliant. I might ask Tom when Crumpet's (his toy dog) birthday is and make him one too!

Loved the jokes. :)

ChrisB said...

Fluffy had a lovely cake. Little Kenny is very funny :)

Christine said...

Fluffy looks happy with the cake. You did an awesome job. The cake looks delicious.

Kenny cracked me up!Those were too funny!

~Christine
www.arewethereyetmom.com

Karmyn R said...

hee hee - "beautiful, f...ing beautful."

You are such a good mom - really!!! I've never made a cake for any of their play animals. Shame on me.

Poor British Wino said...

I don't usually 'curse' but I'm sooo-o- pi**ed off I didn't win the fe**in' lotto....

headless chicken said...

Like the Fluffy cake and little Kenny made me laugh!

enidd said...

little kenny is fantastic, thanks for the hoot! so is the cake, but enidd can't thank you because she didn't get a slice...

frannie said...

I love, love, love the bear cake!!!


and little Kenny! I almost wet myself!

Kila said...

While reading those, I thought that they were perfect for WT. Glad to see he enjoyed them.

The cake turned out great!

M@ said...

I had a teacher that was an eight once. I loved her.

la bellina mammina said...

Hilarious! And the cake for Fluffy? looks yummy! Happy birthday Fluffy!!;-)

Carla said...

The cake looks delicious and the jokes gave me a good chuckle. Thanks.

Barbara said...

NIce cake. Loved the jokes.

JoeinVegas said...

And just what will be your reaction when Ben starts coming up with answers like that? Hope you laugh (at least the first time)

Debbie said...

The cake looks great. Lucky teddy. ;)

The jokes were hilarious!

Steffi said...

That´s a really cute cake for Fluffy!It´s soooo sweet!You are a very good mom and your kids can be proud to you!

The Artist formerly Known as Purpleworms (!) said...

Fluffy is a pretty tame name for a pirate bear!! Your rendition of "him?" is wonderful.

Melissa said...

That cake is amazing! I love making cakes, but I never seem to do it often enough. I love the idea that it was for Fluffy's birthday. :)

Pamela said...

I was loving the cake. You're quite the little baker and decorator.

Then I got caught up in little Kenny adventures. I've heard some others -- my boss tells some. I'll have to tell her these to add to her repertoire.

Hannah said...

That's a fab cake, I love the way you've got the bear to match Fluffy. I need to get myself going on cake making, the munchkin will be wanting me to make them fo her before too long I'm sure.