Was blog hopping today and somehow ended up at the rambling Irishman's What you see is what you get . I thought I was going to an Irish blog but no. Of course there are more Irish in the US than in Ireland so it's not really that surprising. I nicked his joke as it made me laugh and will balance out yesterdays jokes. Enjoy.
A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin.
Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?"
Pam: "Yes."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Pam: " I think I know which it is, but I'm not 100% certain. I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol."
Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello?"
Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to answer the one million dollar question. The next voice you hear will be Pam's..."
Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple. It's a cuckoo."
Pam: "Are you sure?"
Carol: "I'm sure."
Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for the million?"
Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo".
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Pam: "Yes."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."
Regis: "You said C) cuckoo... And you're right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam looks at Carol and asks her,"Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"Pam, it was easy," replies her friend. "Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."
Friday, February 09, 2007
A blonde joke to even the score!
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9 comments:
lol Very nice
Rocket blasts off for Mars with a woman and two monkeys on board. Houston calls 1st monkey: adjust oxygen 20 per cent. Stop radar, phase to warp factor 3. ok done.
Houston calls 2nd monkey: switch off engine 3 and start radiation shield. Adjust anti-gravitational throttle. ok done.
Houston to woman: feed the monkeys, and don`t f*cking touch a thing.!
Thanks Adam.
Very good John!
Only in Seattle...it's raining. No time to read but wanted to say hey, "Hey."
ROFL! I can't believe I've never heard that one!
'Hey' Swampy
Susan never heard of ROFL but think I've worked it out!
Glad you enjoyed it!
beccy not wishing to spoil the 'blonde' joke here in UK I was sent the same joke but David Beckham was the phone a friend (maybe blonde joke is still appropriate).
Very funny joke. Here's one:
What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
I didn't know that's what the clocks meant. 'Smart Swiss'.
Here's one that's been adapted,
Q: How do you get 50 Canadians out of a pool?
A: Put up a sign telling them when to leave.
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