V.I.V.

I have a V.I.V. coming to stay next week. So what's a V.I.V. you ask, it's a Very Important Visitor and my trusted sidekick in the art of house cleaning has deserted me. Well not exactly deserted me but completely let me down by refusing to function. My dyson has helped me clean up many a mess in both the house and car but is refusing to turn on and help me. It worked one day but the next nothing. Does it know that V.I.V. is coming and being mean to me or does it just fancy some time out from the humdrum of everyday chores? Who knows, all I know is that I'm really looking forward to my V.I.V.'s impending arrival and I don't care what my floor looks like!